Monthly Archives: June 2010

ButtsNCuts Apologizes for Lack of Butt Posts

It has been awhile since any of the ButtsNCuts Staffers have done a post entirely related to butts.  We have been informed by our marketing department that a significant percentage of our readers falls in the teenage hornball demographic, so … Continue reading

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Mickey Rourke Attempts to Look Human, Gets Haircut

For those who aren’t familiar with Mickey Rourke, he is an extremely popular actor/amateur boxer who has starred in movies like The Wrestler and Iron Man Part Deux.  However, he is probably most well-known for turning down lead roles in … Continue reading

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This Week in News: Local Girl Cuts Hair

This story provided to you by Nair.  For the fastest, easiest hair removal use Nair!!! MINNEAPOLIS, MN- In a shocking turn of events, local Pepitos waitress, Tanya Jackson decided to cut her hair exactly 2.5 inches on the left side … Continue reading

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Emergency Shareholder Letter-6/23/10

ATTENTION, THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO BE A ‘FUNNY’ POST. In our last Shareholder’s letter we informed you that ButtsNCuts would be moving its headquarters to Butts County, Georgia.  Since then, things have changed.  Recently, we received an email from … Continue reading

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Summer Internship Program-Now Accepting Applications

It is our pleasure to announce the “ButtsNCuts Summer Internship Program”.   As an intern at ButtsNCuts you will have the opportunity to get hands on work experience within the Butt and Haircut industries.  An internship with ButtsNCuts can go … Continue reading

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