Mickey Rourke Attempts to Look Human, Gets Haircut

For those who aren’t familiar with Mickey Rourke, he is an extremely popular actor/amateur boxer who has starred in movies like The Wrestler and Iron Man Part Deux.  However, he is probably most well-known for turning down lead roles in movies, which include: Beveryly Hills Cop, Pulp Fiction (Bruce Willis’ role), Revolver, Highlander, The Untouchables, Rain Man, 48 Hrs., Platoon, Top Gun, Tombstone, and the popular TV series Miami Vice.  Anyways…

Now that you are caught up…

It seems as though Mickey has decided to completely rebrand himself.  Tossing away the luscious locks for a more professional, human image.


A face only a mother could love


A face a Russian model could love

As you can see from the photos above, his decision seems to be paying dividends.  Notice how in the first picture he is alone and ugly.  Now, look at the second picture.  Do you notice anything different.  If you said “Yea! I do notice something different”, then you are correct.  With his new haircut he has managed to trick the beautiful 24 year-old Russian model Anastasia Makarenko into dating/mating.  Who said getting old can’t be fun?  Too bad we can’t all be like Mick!

Mickey Rourke’s clothing provided by:
Baby Gap
Abercrombie and Fitch

Anastasia Makarenko’s clothing provided by:
Forever 21
Mickey Mouse T-Shirt Company, LLC

****Bonus Amber Rose Butt Pic for the Perves****

Note to our readers:  It is unconfirmed whether or not Amber Rose has an all natural butt.  It seems like it might be too good to be true.

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