A New Day

As you may have noticed the ButtsNCuts web presence has been practically non-existent lately.  Over the past few months we have been dealing with a strike.  In an effort to minimize costs we had to make some drastic changes.  Instead of giving the intern scum what they wanted (ad money) we decided to fire them all and, in turn, have not been able to produce as much content as you are used to.  This lack of content was followed by a quick and steady decline in hits, which caused us to lose all of our advertising revenue.  In conclusion we had to file for bankruptcy and reorganize our corporate structure to recover from the bankruptcy.

All that being said, today is a new day, and this year is a new year.  Stand by us as we march to the top of the industry.

As Jim Caldwell, replacement coach for the great Tony Dungy, said, quoting Invictus:

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

With God as my witness, we will come back stronger than ever…we will come back.

*Note: We here at ButtsNCuts literally have no idea what that poem means.  We’re butts guys.  We R Who R.

**Bonus Butt Pic**

Our new golden girl: Nicki Minaj

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