Author Archives: ButtsNCuts, CEO

Are You Ready for this Jelly?

As of press time, no one was ready for her jelly.  Her body is just too bootylicious. Advertisements

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Market Watch-Butts Stay Strong in Down Market

Defying analyst expectations, Butts (NYSE:B) has been steadily outperforming the market, despite the recent downturn.  Social media sites, including Facebook have been buzzing about the relative strength of butts during this recent downturn.  With gold prices hitting all time highs … Continue reading

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Famous Butts: Amber Rose

Amber Rose is an angel.  Great cut! Great butt! Great ButtNCut!  Recently, she was at the 2011 VMA’s with her BF @DaRealWizKhalifa. WHAT A COUPLE!  SO SWAG! Apparently there are rumors floating around that Wiz and Amber are going to … Continue reading

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Got a New Job!

According to many of the nations economic news sources, companies are starting to hire again.  Sadly, numbers aren’t looking so good for ButtsNCuts.  Since late February the stock price has been sliding steadily leaving investors questioning whether ButtsNCuts is still … Continue reading

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Poll: Which Agyness Deyn Hairstyle Looks Best?

If you haven’t heard of Agyness Deyn then you have probably been living under a rock.  Fashion model, sex icon, actress, singer, philanthropist, party girl, you name it, she’s done it.  She is known for “keeping things fresh” when it … Continue reading

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NSFW: Hipster DJ has Cute Butt

Last night me and some of my colleagues decided to go to a show to unwind after a hard day at the office.  It was a DJ show featuring some DJs from Italy called The Bloody Beetroots.   They were … Continue reading

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Jeff is Dead, #pray_for_jeff

As you all know, our dear friend and colleague Jeff was lost in the Californian desert.  There haven’t been any new leads, and police have ended the search.  Throughout this trying time there has been an outpouring of support through … Continue reading

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