Category Archives: This Week in News

Why We Occupy….. for the BUTTS!

Hello! I am the new Butts n’ Cutts intern, Ned Spielty! (Brief shoutout to my homeboy and previous intern Jeff! #RIPJEFF #onelove) The BnC Team thought it would be good for me to have my introductory post be about something that really mattered … Continue reading

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Market Watch-Butts Stay Strong in Down Market

Defying analyst expectations, Butts (NYSE:B) has been steadily outperforming the market, despite the recent downturn.  Social media sites, including Facebook have been buzzing about the relative strength of butts during this recent downturn.  With gold prices hitting all time highs … Continue reading

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Jeff is Dead, #pray_for_jeff

As you all know, our dear friend and colleague Jeff was lost in the Californian desert.  There haven’t been any new leads, and police have ended the search.  Throughout this trying time there has been an outpouring of support through … Continue reading

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ButtsNCuts Takes on Coachella

Greetings!  It’s been awhile.  Nice to be back interacting with you, the shareholders, again.  We have a lot of exciting things planned for the future, including expansion to the Big Apple.  Yeah, we’re excited too.  Anyways this past weekend the … Continue reading

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Local Teens Get Dirty on Dancefloor

MINNEAPOLIS, MN-In the wee hours of July 1st, 2010 two local teens found themselves caught in the throws of passion with the entire world watching.  On a night when the outrageously popular unpopular DJ/Producer, FAMUEL was getting the crowd into a … Continue reading

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Mickey Rourke Attempts to Look Human, Gets Haircut

For those who aren’t familiar with Mickey Rourke, he is an extremely popular actor/amateur boxer who has starred in movies like The Wrestler and Iron Man Part Deux.  However, he is probably most well-known for turning down lead roles in … Continue reading

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This Week in News: Local Girl Cuts Hair

This story provided to you by Nair.  For the fastest, easiest hair removal use Nair!!! MINNEAPOLIS, MN- In a shocking turn of events, local Pepitos waitress, Tanya Jackson decided to cut her hair exactly 2.5 inches on the left side … Continue reading

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